Driving Stick

German pubs roll-out electronic pissing contests

Finally, somebody’s made testing your sobriety fun! German restaurants and bars have recently debuted a new method of combating drunk driving, involving two activities every man loves to do- playing video games and taking a leak. Mounted above urinals, LCD screens display a driving game that starts each time a patron relieves themselves. Using bowl-mounted sensors, ‘players’ steer the car through heavy traffic and other road obstacles with their stream of urine. Lose control or run out of ‘gas’, and the car crashes violently- the screen then displays the number of a local cab company.

Ironically, anyone who gets hooked on games easily might find themselves drinking more to play… and sorry ladies, we don’t see the fun coming your way anytime soon!

Source: InsideLine