Brown by the River

Bitter divorce showdown forced Bobby to 'mobile home' status

If you see the former New Edition star in the streets, don’t be cruel. The divorce process hasn’t been too kind to ol’ Bobby Brown. In court documents obtained by, Brown alleges Whitney won’t let their daughter, Bobbi Kris, return his calls. Bobby says, “Whitney has blocked my number.” He also touches on his grim financial situation, saying that he paid “approximately $10,000 for Whitney and Bobby Kris to live in a nice hotel while Whitney was going through rehab. At the same time, I basically lived in my car.”

She ain’t worth it? That’s the way love is? Make your jokes punks, but you wouldn’t be laughing if you were living in a Van- Down by the river! (Word to Chris Farley!)

The Browns return to divorce court tomorrow, August 31st.