Italian design house Pininfarina is known for stylin’ some of the most beautiful production cars in history, from Bentleys to Alfa Romeos to a huge chunk of Ferrari’s entire history. But they also do custom coach work for the really rich–and as you can see here, some people’s taste doesn’t quite line up with what we like. Or, as far as we can tell, what anyone with eyes would like.

All we know about this Rolls-Royce Phantom Drophead Coupe is what we heard about it on Teamspeed—it was rebodied by Pininfarina, and it cost around $2.3 million. We can think of a lot of other ways we’d spend that kind of dough on a whip…[Shout-out to Teamspeed!]