First it was Latarian with his hoodrat stuff. Now, a seven year old boy from Weber County, Utah, is the next chapter in mobile juvenile delinquency, as he took police on a moderately-fast chase through a residential area. The boy, who was later caught after ditching his dad’s Dodge Intrepid and taking to foot, told police the reason for his run – he didn’t want to go to church. Lawdamercy.