Even after her lead role in Honey, Jessica Alba’s relevance here is slim at best- but it’s hard passing up a chance to post-up on the recent Maxim Hot 100 #2, especially when she’s caught ridin’ dirty. Returning from her workout, Alba was stopped by police Monday for excessively dark tints and missing license plates. Her excuse? Keeping out the nosy paparazzi. Alba reportedly got off with a warning, and no doubt a couple of cheesy lines from the officer on scene.