Sofa King Fast!

World's fastest couch record shattered.

Couch potatoes stand up rejoice! Now you can grab that value meal without having to drag yourself out to the hooptie. In case you haven’t gotten your daily dose of “WTF?”, check out Marek Turowski as he breaks the Guinness record for “World’s Fastest Furniture.” Commissioned by Sofa.com, Marek shattered the previous record of 87mph, as he pushed the leopard-print settee to a staggering 92mph. Powered by a 65Hp 1300cc engine, all this thing needs is some screens in the armrests and we’re sold!

Source: Engadget, via Jalopnik.com