SPECS

DAMAGE $38,990 (Linear) & $40,990 (Arc) /// POWER 275hp, 275 lb.-ft. (Linear) & 300hp, 330 lb.-ft. (Arc) /// 0-60MPH 7.9 seconds /// TOP SPEED Slow down, homie, it’s still a truck! /// GAS CASH 15 city, 21 hwy (Linear),15 city, 19 hwy (Arc) /// MILES DRIVEN 93

INTERIOR Aside from the requisite 6-CD changer, Bose speakers and OnStar service one expects from a GM vehicle, the life of luxury is definitely at your
fingertips in the 7X. From the French-seam contrast stitching to the kick-ass center-console-mounted ignition feature, to the Scandinavian-inspired wood-grain trim, Saab’s latest creation can easily be considered a Fabulous Life-type pad on four wheels.

EXTERIOR You can either sit on 12-spoke alloy 18s (Linear) or 6-spoke 18s (Arc). Add to that the SUV’s projector beam headlights—which will no doubt blind the living hell out of anyone in front of you—and integrated roof rails for those upcoming camping trips…like anyone would want to take one in the 7X.

FLOSS FACTOR “That’s a Saab!?” reactions are enough to make any owner feel high up on the exclusivity list.

FLAW FACTOR If you like to take up two lanes when you’re cruising, you’ll probably be disappointed. Cut your obsession with monster SUVs, and ask Freud about man’s obsession with size…