SPECS

Damage: $38,785

Power: 220hp, 225lb.-ft.
0-60mph: N/A

Top Speed: C’mon, do you really think the NYPD would allow such reckless behavior?

Gas Cash: After Katrina, do you really want to know how much this will break your pockets?

Miles Driven: 357

Interior: The requisite features remain as in previous editions (On Star, Bose speakers, six-CD changer, etc.). If you’re not a five-speed manual transmission kind of driver, you can’t go wrong with the Hydra-Matic 4L60 E electronically controlled four-speed automatic transmission. Five assist handles are also included to assist in off-terrain situations.

Exterior: The design of the H3 remains the same as in previous editions with its infamous jail bar grille, underbody protection and mounted spare tire on the back.

Floss Factor: No matter the shape or size, it’s still a Hummer. You’ll probably feel extremely small if an H2 pulls up at a red light, but it’s good to know you’re still whipping in street congested (well, somewhat) luxury.

Flaw Factor: Don’t want to beat a dead horse, but aside from the obvious…nothing.